Gal life?

Wot is so damn exciting in being a boy?  well let me answer dat.

~ at home

me: dad, can i go for a shopping plz,itz is so boring staying home all day

dad: no dear,cant let you alone

me: but town is near by nah?

dad: no means,no

d end*

~at college fests 

our col fests occur from eve to the next day dawn..siting in the stadium and wotching the sky is lovely but sitting at the same place for more than 10+ hours,isn't dat acceptable,is t? just because you are a gal,u cant get up from dat damn place..doesnt make any sense 2 me. N d best part is dat im not gona attend any crap programs @ nyt ^ till am in kerala

# now you will tell,see you are a gal,it is not safe enough for you 2 roam around at night,dat is a point

then why dun they shift the programs to dawn?? no1 the hell is ready for that...

~at clas

guy: hey dee,how much does it cost for gals 2 makeup per month

me: pretends im thinking( huh,what the heck man,do i come applying 

        roosh and mascara daily ha??)  

        wel...i dunno 

*some questions are better left unaswered

~ at frn's

guy: so when ya get up during holz..

me: by 9

guy: you are a gal,still you wake up @ 9?

me: janab,when do ya wake up?

guy: by 11 most prbs

me: who the hell told that gals cant get up late and  boys can,huh? 

guy: he he

me: wtz so funny about t,ha?

 

so wot do ya feel,do gals and guyz still get  the same rights? no...i dont! still i love being a gal:) though i admit that being a guy is adorable in a no of ways..